>I’m listening to a nice piece of Schubert as I type – Rondo in A Major, D. 951.

The phrase “a nice piece of Schubert” sounds as cosy and middle-class as “I’m eating a nice piece of sea-bass”. Nice music, nice restaurant, nice sunny lunchtime. Nice G&T to start off proceedings and a nice Chardonnay for the follow-through.

And didn’t Schubert compose a piece called “The Trout”?

Seems fishy to me…